We all know that Arizona Republicans hate Mexicans. Sadly, they also hates kids. Well, Mexican kids, anyway. And now they’re trying to pass a bill that would deny birth certificates to children born of undocumented immigrants (aka, those godless Mexicans). AZ Governor Jan “Prune Puss” Brewer says they can just “take their kids back” to Mexico. This is all just crazy talk, since the US Constitution’s 14th Amendment is pretty clear in saying…

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States

And of course all Republicans are “strict Constitutionalists”, so they’d never go for it.