Still a lot of work to do around here, so there’s only time for a quick look at today’s talking schmucks.
Press the Meat has Governor Oily Barbour, DINO Mary Landrieu, Ed Markey, former Shell Oil President John Hofmeister, Katty Kay of the BBC, and the man who gets to decide how to spend BP’s $20 billion, Ken Feinberg.
On Faze the Nation, it’s the Senator whose hair isn’t up to Carly Fiorina’s standards, Barbara Boxer, Republican Congresscritter Joseph Cao, Bill Nelson of Florida, and the aptly named Dick Shelby.
Fux News Sunday will have Defense Secretary Robert Gates, ferret-face Mitch McConnell, “Power Player of the Week” Janine Turner (remember her?), and a whole bunch of fuxheads.
At the Goebbels network they’ll have slimeball Rahm Emanuel, plus a roundtable with mushmouth Greta Van Susteren, George :jerk: Will, Michel Martin, and Richard Haass of the Council on Foreign Relations.
Over at CNN, Fareed Zakaria tells us we need to stop being so mean to big oil, ‘cuz, let’s face it, we’re just a big oily bunch, and that’s not gonna change anytime soon. Then Fareed talks Afghanistan with Afghan opposition leader (and head of the Afghanistan’s Department of Redundancy Department) Abdullah Abdullah. Plus scumbag neo-con mastermind Paul Wolfowitz will tell us what’s wrong with Obama’s foreign policy (hint: he hasn’t invaded any new countries), and some rich Chinese woman tells us how to make a whole lotta yuan (from putting melamine in dog food and antifreeze in toothpaste, no doubt) ? And, finally, St. John McCain wants more regime change in the Middle East (let me guess, “bomb, bomb Iran?”).
To all the dads out there, Happy Father’s Day. If you’re dad is still around, do something nice for him today.
OK, back to work. Lots to do before True Blood.