I got around to watching the first episode of this year’s “Hard Knocks” on HBO last night. For those who don’t know (or care), the show follows an NFL team through training camp, and this year it’s the Jets. As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve been a lifelong (if not partially closeted) Jets fan since I was about 7 years old, and even have an olde-tyme Jets bobblehead (back before they were called bobbleheads, though I don’t recall what they called them back then) among other Jets stuff (used to have a #12 Jets helmet, too, but that’s long gone to wherever it is that things go when they’re no longer around, and it was pretty tight on my big fat head even when I was twelve; if I still had it, I’d probably make a lamp or something out of it). Plus the Jets training camp is in my backyard – just a couple exits south of here in Cortland. Last year was their first year up here, and it nearly resulted in a trip to the Super Bowl, so we all have high hopes for this season. As you can tell, this is pretty darn exciting stuff (at least when compared to the rest of what I laughingly refer to as my “life”). And the show was fun to watch (though from what I read, Rex Ryan’s mom called him up and told him to clean up his language; Rex is a bit of a potty mouth).
I don’t know if y’all caught “The Daily Show” the other night, but if you did, you may have seen Jon Stewart refer to the orange-colored John Boehner as the “former Syracuse mascot.” Pretty funny, but – much as I detest him – even ‘Otto the Orange’ isn’t as bad as the Boehner.
If you’re looking for something to do this weekend, head out to a National Park. Admission is free. Oh, sure, you’ll be supporting socialism and subverting the right of private ownership to buy land and turn it into strip malls and expensive estates for rich people, but, still.
Oh well, it’s Friday the 13th, so you all be careful out there today.
Friday the 13th. The stock market flat for the year and all variation among stock prices at an all time low. Wall Street has become the perfect casino machine.
An FB friend posted this with the subject
“Gohmert “Pile” U.S.R.E.P.”
Rep. Louie Gohmert and CNN’s Anderson Cooper engage in a spirited debate over the lawmaker’s “terror babies” claims
:omg:
Hubby’s patch came off this morning. Doctor says the eye looks fine. When he’s able to open his eye (the eyelid is swollen) he says he sees very well. So, all seems to be well except that he can’t drive for a while and is not too happy about my driving. However, I am quite convinced that I’m the better driver and I remind him of that just in case he forgets.
Thanks for the update. Great news!
Buy him a blindfold.
A blindfold might be good, but a gag may work better.
Oh, there’s no reason for that. Just stop telling him you’re the better driver.
The city wants to try biweekly garbage pickup. Can you imagine forgetting to take the trash out to the curb and having that shit for 4 weeks. This plan is suppose to encourage people to use the yard waste container, which would still be weekly.
I’m gonna dip.
NYC tried biweekly recycling pickup. It was awful. Just being finding space for 2 weeks worth of cans,newspaper, plastic etc. was bad. Having to store it for a month was much worse.
triskaidekaphobia = fear of the number 13.
There’s a ton of people at Matthews beach
PJ, as hubby always tells me he is the better driver, it seems only fair that I provide a counterbalance to that erroneous assessment.
I never tell my wife I’m a better driver, but I do wish I had a blindfold sometimes. I think it’s just hard to see things from the perspective of the passenger’s side. It feels like you’re too close to everything on that side of the car.
In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination … End of
debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there
‘degrees’ of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room
here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I’m confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.
Your adoring fan.
James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia
PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn’t own a
Canadian)
Sue, can you get me the link for that? If it’s a problem I’ll search later. I am running out right now.
http://www.examiner.com/populist-in-national/saudis-push-to-replace-greenwich-mean-time-with-mecca-time
Here’s the Letter to Dr. Laura link.
Thanks, Sue. I just found exactly that one and sent it to a relative who is arguing with me about homosexuality. I had referred to the Pro 8 folks as being inspired by hate and bigotry. He said that it was a morality thing. It’s a long story.