In news from the “About F*cking Time” file, NPR has finally shitcanned Juan “Fux News House Negro” Williams for commiserating with Bill O’Reilly and telling him, “gee, Bill, I’m no racist, but when I see motherf*ckin’ Muslims on the motherf*ckin’ plane, it gives me the willies, too.”
“…when I get on the plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.”
Really? Then you’re a f*cking idiot, Juan, because when they send the Mooslam terrorists off to Jet Blue, do you really think they’re gonna send them out dressed like the freakin’ Taliban?
I wonder if black folks creep Juan out, too?
“Uh, I’m no racist, Bill, but when I go to a restaurant in Harlem, I expect to hear people hollar ‘hey, MF’er, how ’bout a refill on the MF’in’ iced tea?‘, too.”
I first realized Juan was a schmuck years ago, when he flipped out at a guest’s assertion that, yes, his (the guest’s) dogs were more important to him (the guest) than Juan’s children. Yes, Juan, it’s true. My dogs are more important to me than your kids are, too.
No offense to your kids – I’m sure they’re very nice little non-Muslim burdens on society, sucking up my tax dollars by going to public school (oh, wait, I’m sure your gig on Fux News allows you to pay for private school, where they won’t be exposed to dirty Muslims), but I don’t know them, and my dogs are not only my kids, but my friends, too (though one or both of them – the dogs, not your kids as far as I know – are really fartin’ up a storm at the moment, bad enough to make my eyes water).
Hell, I’ll even take my cats over your kids. But don’t worry, I understand if you feel differently.
In other news, first, there was Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (well, actually I guess first there was “get outta here, faggot!”), then there was Don’t, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. And now, thanks to the Obama Administration and the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, we have, Don’t, Don’t, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
A federal appeals court on Wednesday temporarily granted the U.S. government’s request for a freeze on a judge’s order requiring the military to allow openly gay troops.
Really? Isn’t about time this bullshit stopped already? Not to be a tea partier or anything, but how much time and tax money are we wasting on preserving this clearly unconstitutional (and stupid) policy that everybody who isn’t a homophobic closeted gay hypocrite knows is BS and needs to done away with, already? I wonder what Carl Paladino’s stance on this is (whatever it is, I bet it’s a wide one).
Today is, supposedly, my closing day. I did a walkthrough of the place yesterday after work, but the lawyer was supposed to confirm the time with me last night (not to mention tell me who I need to make checks out to – or should that be ‘to whom I need to make the checks out’ – and for how much money), and, of course, I didn’t hear a word. WTF? Is it that difficult to keep me in the loop on this shit? I mean, I am the guest of honor, here, and if everybody wants their piece of the action, they really need to let me know what’s going on. I don’t expect them to kiss my ass, but, shit, just let me know what I gotta do.
I mean, I’m asking, so freakin’ tell already!
Good luck RG and PJ. After today (hopefully) you’ll have another house. I assume you have not sold your present digs.
As for Juan, the weight of the world, or at lest Faux News, rests upon him for without him it wouldn’t be fair and balanced. Now I hear they’re claiming that they move America forward, though I don’t know if they’re doing that in a fair and balanced way or simply heading for the cliff.
Gail Collins:
In Delaware, the Republican voters were so angry that they rejected a popular congressman and gave their Senate nomination to an apparently unemployed 41-year-old woman whose major life success had been an ongoing performance as Wacko Conservative Girl on late-night talk shows. In Alaska, they were so mad that they tossed out their incumbent senator for Joe Miller, a lawyer who believes unemployment compensation is unconstitutional, except when his wife is receiving it.
So now in Delaware the unangry Democrat candidate is way ahead. In Alaska, Miller keeps dropping in the polls, which made him so mad that he had his private security guards take an inquiring reporter into custody.
That did not go over very well even in Alaska, an extremely angry state that hateshateshates all forms of government, despite the fact that 40 percent of its economy comes from government aid, and the state’s oil-revenue-sharing program gives families thousands of dollars in payments every year. “Unemployment has never been lower; there is no housing crisis; banks are solvent. We just got Permanent Fund Checks — and, boy, are we pissed off!†said Michael Carey, an Anchorage Daily News columnist.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/21/opinion/21collins.html?_r=2&ref=opinion
Best wishes to RG and pj on new endeavors. I would be totally understanding if it meant that the time you have so generously given us at this ‘home’ had to be curtailed/altered. On the other hand, just think of all of the new material you’ll be having.
My stealthy little obit last night was because I was not sure if pj would want to touch on it today. I was sort of hoping for a ‘pj forum’ letter but I suppose that the closing thing may have taken a little wood out of the sauter stroke.
I’m not sure that I want to flesh it out much more than the fact Bob Guccione is now a stiff.
:boobs: :jerk: :spank: :gate:
I think the news of Guccionne’s final thrust wood have gotten mort mortenson up and excited; he might have opened up willingly and spread his tribute across the hot steamy series of tubes that make up the internet.
art, if it weren’t for the Giants playoffs, I would have been calling a doctor hour’s ago about the lead in that penicil. Mort could have gone on for days.