I don’t know about you all, but I’m quite tired of the Osama porn (though I may go ahead and buy a pair of ‘Obama Got Osama’ thongs to wear to my next soirée; doesn’t take long to roll out the merch these days). Actually, I was tired of it yesterday morning by about 4:30 AM, but it’s proven harder to avoid than Royal Wedding porn or even American Idol porn.

The president can be confident, however, as he appears to have the support of such mental giants as Donald Trump, Rush Limbaugh, and Guidi Ruliani. For about two days, I’d expect, when they’ll all go back to calling him a lily-livered commie pinko uncover Manchurian Mooslam. Or something. Hard to believe one can be both an ineffectual coward and a secret spy bent on the destruction of truth, justice and the American Way, but there you have it. I think the big question on all our minds is “will gas prices go down now or what?”

Fortunately, ABC – network of the celebrity bad boys – is going back to reporting on the important stuff, and will have an “exclusive” with Jesse James on both GMA and Nightline. Goodness knows I’ll be tuning in to that. I hope they ask him how he felt when he heard about Osama. And why haven’t we heard what Lindsey Lohan thinks (assuming that’s not a contradiction in terms)? Is there some kind of cover-up going on, or what?

If only the Weekly World News hadn’t been silenced by the Illuminati.

Is it really only Tuesday? Yesterday seemed to last a whole week.