Did you hear the “disturbing” revelations from Osama-porn yesterday? Namely that he was still interested in doing bad things to the US. Not that there was any imminent plot ready to be unleashed or anything. I mean, what? Did they think he was over all that now? Just cashing in his 401K and ready to retire, baking bread and taking his kids to the park? The “news” people really ought to get a clue. We should just all be grateful that Dubya personally led the SEAL team that went in and got the bastid, over the objections of our commie mooslam President, who really had nothing to do with any of it. Why do you think dubya couldn’t be at Ground Zero? HE was still being debriefed.

Not that Osama is actually dead, of course. Just the fact the al Qaeda announced on its forums that Osama is kaput (I wonder if there’s a Terrorist Twitter, too? Or a Fatwa Facebook? I’d do a search, but would just as soon not have the NSA showing up at my front door) and that the Taliban has now confirmed it, leads me to believe that they’re all in cahoots with their terrorist brother Obama.

Thanks to SJ, we know that Alex Jones, of course, has broken the real story. Again. How that guy stays alive is beyond me, what with him constantly foiling the plots of the one-world government, the Bilderberg Group, and the Illuminati. Somebody ought to award him the Jerome Corsi medal of honor. I mean, they finally managed to silence Glenn Beck (not to mention Jeff Farias), yet Alex Jones lives on to continue the struggle.

Speaking of struggles, I have a lot to do today, so I guess I should do it. Or at least drink more coffee while I wait for Tractor Supply to open.