Crap, it seems like it ought to be more than Tuesday. Mondays suck, but yesterday was an especially tough one. My knees are killing me, I had a headache all day, work sucked – everything sucked. And it’s too cold to use the pool (beginning to rethink my whole stance against using the pool heater). We dragged the solar cover on, so I guess we’ll see if that does any good. Assuming the sun shines. Not a lot of sun or warmth in the forecast today, but it’s supposed to get better tomorrow. I hope so.
There’s a glimmer of sunlight in the race for the Republican nomination for President, though, as everybody’s favorite True American Patriot – Michelle Bachmann – has officially thrown her, um, whatever it is she has to throw; I was gonna say hat, but I’ve never seen her wear a hat, and she seems more likely to throw her feces. Anyhow, she’s now in it to win it. I foresee a Romney/Bachmann ticket in our future. They make a cute couple, you gotta admit.
Though I also think a Palin/Bachmann lesbian porn flick would be quite the money maker. It would also have the added benefit of wiping out a lot of the old white Republican male voters, ‘cuz I don’t think their hearts could take it.
So, in a fit of weakness, I pre-ordered ‘Child of Eden’ for the XBox, with a guaranteed release-date delivery. And today is the release date. It just looks really cool, and is probably the closest I’ll get to tripping now that I’m old. Of course, the big problem is that I’m not only old, but stupid, and will probably never be able to figure the damn thing out.
Maybe I should take a few days off from work to try and figure it out.
I have solved the problem of the unheated pool by not having a pool. :rofl2:
Too bad Weiner didn’t have an unheated pool.
:jerk: :nuts:
Never thought I would give a crap about a pool – let alone heating it. But, well, seeing as I’ve got one now, turns out it’s pretty nice. Still not sure it’s worth the expense for our very short season up here, but what the hell.
Before you know it, I’ll be bitching about taxes and voting Republican.
Speaking of Anthony Weiner, Woot has a woot off today, and the current product is a “Peg Leg Porker – Smoke Like a Pro.”
Their product description, in part, reads:
Almost timeless
Mike is putting in a new front door. It’s a really nice oak door and we really need a new one, but in a 200 year old house right angles and level surfaces are not to be found, so it’s giving him a hard time and now it has started to rain. It’s going to be a while before that nice new door closes and we can talk about dinner.
SueP –
The 50 yr-old house I am struggling to empty out and clean up to be presentable for selling doesn’t have very many true right angles or level surfaces either! PJ will attest to that! :doh: :billcat:
Seems the older we get, the more we “settle” and that throws everything out of whack :ear:
Same with the 100 year old house here :doh: Good luck, Mike!
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