First off, this is really cool (though it would be better with an Android tablet). While there, I noticed this story about a new “porn-only” search engine that’s set to launch. Good thing, too, because it’s so darn difficult to find porn on the Internet. I also wonder how many requests to do people’s voicemail messages this guy has now gotten (and how soon can he do mine? Eat your heart out, Carl Kasell). I just got done watching Jesse Jackson on KO. I get a kick out of Jesse, ‘cuz listening to him reminds me of Bald Headed John from the Zappa classic, “Dong Work for Yuda.” I know, I know. I’ve gotta lotta chootspah saying a thing like that.

I’m getting to the point where I really need to bite the bullet and build myself a new computer. My “good” desktop is just getting way too old and slow. I mean, I think it’s, like 8 years old now, which is something like 80 in “tech” years. Like.

I don’t really want to spend the money, but I need something I can work on while watching HBO GO so I can catch up on Treme before I watch the finale that I recorded.

But first, you know, off to work.