A “two banana emoticon.” I like that.
“Adequately describing the way I feel about going to work this morning is going to require a two-banana emoticon.” At least.
Yes, there was once a 2BE that was quickly banned because it was deemed offensive by some. You know liberals – always ready to take offense at something.
I believe the complaint was that it depicted “banana rape,” though, as I recall, the two bananas in question appeared to both be consenting (quite happily so, based on the expressions on their little faces) adult bananas. Alas, rather than offend anyone, I removed it. We aim to please.
Here in the Northeast (or at least in my neck of the woods), the heat wave has broken. It was a mere 87 degrees yesterday, and it even felt a bit on the chilly size with a nice little breeze and low humidity. And right now it’s only about 61. Quite a nice night for sleeping. No rain, of course, but that’s supposed to end today as well, though I don’t know if that will do a whole lot of good for the grass or not. OK by, me – I’m saving a lot of diesel by not having to cut it. Hopefully the pool will fill up a bit, though, as the level really dropped a lot yesterday.
Several marriages took place across NYS yesterday, as some couples got waivers from the 24-hr waiting period so they could get hitched ASAP. The first ceremony took place at a second or so after midnight in Niagara Falls, and here, two fellas that have been together for 18 years were among the couples that were finally able to tie the knot.
Happy people. What the hell is wrong with that?
Of course, there were protests.
On the day hundreds of same-sex couples throughout New York shared their vows, groups in Buffalo, Albany, Rochester and Manhattan organized to protest the new law.
That list doesn’t include Syracuse, I’m proud to say.
Oh well, this joyous (downright gay, you might say) weekend is behind us (no pun intended), so I guess it’s time to get ready for work. And there aint enough bananas in all of Ecuador to adequately express how I feel about that.
Ah, yes. I remember when I was a kid and we flew off in our private jets heading to summer camp. Of course we didn’t have fancy-schmancy tax deductions for our jets and yachts and whatnots back then, like these spoiled kids nowadays (lucky for them they have John Boehner and Eric Cantor looking out for them).
And we were only allowed to bring one servant with us, too. I mean, what’s the point of camp if you’re not gonna rough it?
To Reach Simple Life at Camp, Lining Up for Private Jets
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Where is my private plane. I’ll even go to camp if I get one and I’m willing to share a servant with another camper…how egalitarian of me!
I keep thinking that this is the 2000 version of the 1920’s, AKA the roaring twenties. And we all know where that led.
Speaking of private jets, the World Champion San Francisco Baseball Giants will be received at the White House today on the way to Philly. With the Nation on the precipice of disaster, I am shocked that BHO has time for this kind of goofiness. I am looking forward to pics of him with The Beard and The Freak though.
Didn’t ya hear? Democrats won, as Harry Reid said, here’s $2.7 Trillion in cuts AND no taxes. And now the Republicans are trying to figure out how they’re gonna turn it down.
Whoopie, we won!! :banana:
Should we celebrate?
I believe that 2 banana emo would be well used if it were to be reinstated.
Supposedly, allowing the Bush tax cuts to sunset is not addressed, so it’s potentially still on the table. And Reid’s proposal doesn’t touch SS, Medicare, or Medicaid, which in reality is what the Republicans actually want. So I’m sure they’ll call it a “gimmick,” not “serious,” and will say “no, no, no.”
I think it may be time to get what’s left of your retirement savings and stash it in your mattress.
Assuming you can still afford a mattress.
Without naming names, does the person(s) who objected to the banana on fish emo still hang around these parts?
Oh, it’s been so long, I don’t actually remember specifically. There were multiple objections as I recall, which surprised me, because my wife thought it was funny.
For the record, I do not object to the two bananas, with or without trousers.
I’m down with the two bananna’s….., unless they were bumped off by the Tommie-Gun.
I can think of endless scenario’s that would be appropriate to people getting it up their……,