Well, NYC is now officially Weinerless, and for the first time ever, a Republican is now representing NY’s 9th District. Thank you, Anthony. Thank you, Barry. Speaking of having no Weiner, President Obama is preparing to issue an important statement on the NY-09 special election as soon as somebody tells him what his opinion is.

Oklahoma Senator and all-around douchebag Tom Coburn is threatening to use “all procedural tools at his disposal to force a vote” to block the requirement that states set aside a portion of federal highway grants for highway beautification and bicycle lanes.

If I was President, I’d announce that I’d veto any legislation unless it required states to provide funding for on-demand abortion clinics at rest areas and truck stops. But that’s just me.

Elizabeth Warren is going to officially announce her candidacy for Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat, currently being warmed by underwear model Scott Brown. That’s good. I guess. If she wins. I have my doubts. MA just isn’t as reliable as it used to be, and Obama is kind of like an anchor chained around the neck of anybody who calls themselves a Democrat these days. To Republicans, he’s an angry black radical socialist. To Democrats, he’s, um, let’s just say “an enigma.”

My snow plow is on the truck for delivery today. This is quite exciting – and just in time, as we’re supposed to struggle to get to 55° tomorrow, with lows probably down in the 30s in my neck of the woods. Perhaps even some frost.

Two days down, still three more to go. And today is an early day, at that (not that I’m complaining; it will give me more time to come home and play with my snow plow). Still, this week is gonna kill me.