I just finished reading a book last night (no, no, I’m not proud). Not sure what the name of it was – or who it was written by. It’s one of many Kindle freebies I’ve read. In fact, in the year or so I’ve had the thing, I haven’t paid for a book yet – and I’ve read some pretty good ones that I’d not have been exposed to otherwise. So I think it’s paid for itself by now. Anyhow, this book takes place in and around London, and at one point, one character is wondering what’s real and what isn’t and the other is telling him he really shouldn’t start thinking that way or he’ll go nuts, because everything’s a matter of perception (or something).
All that we see or seem.
She says. And the other character says,
Shakespeare.
To which she responds,
He knew what he was talking about.
And I thought to myself, “hey, that’s Poe, you limey bastard, not Shakespeare.”
Now, perhaps old Willie wrote something similar that I don’t know about, but I have to believe she was referring to Poe’s poem, “A Dream Within A Dream.”
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
I happen to be familiar with this because I’ve always liked Poe (I have the same cheerful outlook on life that comes across in much of Poe’s works – I think he was a great source of inspiration to ‘Katrina and the Waves’), and have always felt that, if I lived in a age when I could spike my alcohol with opium, I’d have wound up like Poe. Not that I’d have created great literary works. Heavens no. But that I’d most likely have died penniless and alone.
From childhood’s hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
I bet he was a lot of fun at parties.
So this really ruined the rest of the book for me. OK, not really. I mean, whattya want for nothing? But it did irritate me a bit.
Anyhow, I don’t know if this latest terrorist wannabe could have done a lot of damage with his model plane idea (I suppose it’s only a matter of time before somebody manages to get hold of some weapons-grade anthrax or something and flies one into a Farmer’s Market), but one thing is clear. If you’re looking for something to buy me for Christmas, look no more. I want one of these things. Get me the one with the camera, please.
I dunno about you, but for me, this has been the longest week in recent memory. Im tired, and I’m glad it’s finally over. Well, over except for getting through today. The weekend weather is supposed to suck, but I don’t care. I have beer (sadly, no opium). And one of the kids (who aren’t really kids anymore – except in comparison to old people like me) will be in town for a work-related event. Yes, she could have gotten stuck being sent some crap hole like, oh, Paris or London or Rome, but, lucky for her, she gets to come to Syracuse. Sweet deal for her, and nice for the dogs, as they like it when we have company.
Now I just need to sleepwalk through the rest of this day.
Linda Fairstein’s “Entombed”, a murder mystery that starts with a body found bricked up in an old wall, is filled with trivia about Poe and, of course, is available for Kindle. It’s a fun read.
The world’s biggest food company Nestle is seeking to conquer the dog food market with special advertising targeted at men’s best friend.
“Nestle Purina has created the first-ever television commercial especially for dogs,” it said in a statement.
“The TV commercial to be screened on Austrian television uses different sounds — including a high frequency tone — to capture the attention of four-legged friends and their owners,” it added.
The advertisement includes three sounds that can be picked up by dogs, including a squeak that is similar to the sound made by dogs’ toys as well as a high-pitched ‘ping’.
Another is a high frequency tone that can be captured by dogs, but which humans can barely hear.
The Swiss food giant has been seeking ways to tempt man’s best friend. In August it said it had developed an ice-cream for dogs, which are lactose intolerant and which are unable to digest regular dairy products properly.
:pup: :pup: :pup:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/09/30/nestle-designs-tv-ad-to-appeal-directly-to-dogs/
All they need is a 4-legged animal of any kind in it, and Fritzi will be into it. Even a cartoon animal. All the same to him.
First official statement from Occupy Wall Street
The Curse of the Mitt
By GAIL COLLINS
Published: September 30, 2011
Everybody is talking about the Boston Red Sox and their spectacular, disastrous end-of-season collapse. They had a nine-game lead on Sept. 3! They went 7-20 in September! Blew the final, deciding game at the bottom of the ninth!
For many Americans, this was actually a feel-good story because it didn’t involve the possible loss of a family member’s job or pension. But Red Sox fans are going crazy. How did it happen? Bad managing? Bad pitching? Is the Curse of the Bambino back?
All I want to know is whether we can blame it on Mitt Romney.
Mitt’s been on a roll, knocking over one new challenger after another on the road to the Republican presidential nomination. As soon as they get near him, they seem to go ga-ga.
Rick Perry is sounding as if English is his third language. Michele Bachmann is seeing invisible people who tell her terrible stories about killer vaccines. Newt Gingrich has contracted scary delusions of grandeur. (“The scale of change I am suggesting is so enormous I couldn’t possibly, as a single leader, show you everything I’m going to do …â€) Rick Santorum is on Fox News, brightly announcing: “We finished fourth in the straw poll in Florida, which was a big help to us.â€
The Republicans are running out of governors to put up against Romney. This week the cry has been for Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey to get into the race, although I am personally rooting for Gov. Butch Otter of Idaho because of his strong record of fiscal conservatism and the fact that I really enjoy writing “Butch Otter†over and over and over.
Unfortunately, the Otter boomlet has yet to take hold. Nancy Reagan, Henry Kissinger and George H.W. Bush all reportedly called Christie urging him to run. Those are very impressive names, although sooner or later he’s going to have to get some high-profile supporters under the age of 85.
Wait! Here comes George Pataki! “This country needs a straight-shooter and a proven leader. I urge Governor Chris Christie to run for president to fill the void and lead America forward,†the former governor of New York said in a statement. Pataki’s endorsement is extremely important because he coveted the nomination himself. He has been testing the waters in New Hampshire for some time, mainly by wandering up there every once in a while, hanging out in hotel coffee shops and waiting for somebody to notice him. This was very similar to the way he governed New York.
Christie has been hesitant, possibly because he knows about the Curse of the Mitt, which causes hitherto successful politicians to act like blithering idiots just as it causes front-running superteams to suddenly start blowing games right and left.
Maybe Mitt made a pact with the Baseball Gods and traded the pennant for his nomination. I’ve heard that these things can be done. You just have to bury a special raw steak under a nice bush with a well-groomed appearance that would please the sports spirits. Perhaps like the ones at the former Romney home in Belmont, Mass., where the shrubbery was once so carefully tended by a team of undocumented workers.
What do you think Romney was doing when the team he refers to as “my Red Sox†lost their spot in the playoffs? Chris Christie probably felt his strength ebbing with every dropped ball and bobbled pitch.
Mitt has always claimed to be a baseball fan, even though his best-known sports moments involved running the Winter Olympics in Utah. He attended a game between Boston and Tampa Bay this summer, and chatting with reporters, expressed surprise that Tropicana Field, home of the dreaded Tampa Bay Rays, was enclosed and air-conditioned. (“It’s cool. I had no idea.â€) This caused some cynics to express doubt about Romney’s passion for baseball, since the field in question has been under a dome for more than 12 years during which the Red Sox played 100-plus games there.
I bet you didn’t know what kind of stadium the Tampa Bay Rays played in either, right? Let’s cut the guy some slack.
But only about Tropicana Field. Otherwise, I would like a little input. Do you think Mitt Romney has created the bad karma that was responsible for the total collapse of the Boston Red Sox? Do you think that if he’s elected president, no blue-state team will ever win the World Series again? Do you think his favorite sport is really baseball, or maybe luge racing? Is there a way to work the fact that he drove to Canada with the family dog strapped on the roof of the car into this story?
We’ll see what happens. But if the Patriots lose on Sunday, Butch Otter had better watch out.