Hope everybody is doing well, and with their loved ones (or family, at least). Things have been tough here for the past few days. I got the cold my wife had, and it hit me pretty hard, coming right at a valley in my physical biorhythm. Not only are my lungs filled with crap, but so is my head (more crap than usual – or at least different crap). Also got the whole cold but sweating thing going on. Really kinda sucks. The stuff I’ve been taking to keep me from coughing up a lung and to keep my nose from running has kept me kinda zonked out. I haven’t taken anything today, yet, so we’ll see how it goes. I don’t deal well with getting sick, so I generally don’t do it. Once in a while, though, I get nailed by something, and I guess this is one of those times. I hope this is it for the season.
At least I don’t have to feel bad about missing nice weather. Yesterday sucked. It never got above about 38 degrees, and a fog rolled in that made it bone-chillingly damp. I was actually outside with the dogs when it “rolled in.” I thought maybe getting some air would help – and the dogs needed to do more than watch me flop around in the chair. I was standing there when the fog just blew in – like that movie. What was it called? Oh, yeah, “The Fog.” All of the sudden this white mist just blew in from the west. It was kind of eerie. In fact, given my state of mind, I wasn’t quite sure if what I was seeing was real. I thought maybe it was lights out time or something.
Needless to say, I survived.
So, to keep from going totally stir crazy, I’ve been watching the first season of “24” – which I’d never seen. So far, it’s pretty good. It hadn’t turned into torture porn yet. Well, not by the good guys. So far, torture, cruelty, and nonchalant murder seems to be relegated to the bad guys.
How quaint.
Also caught up on some movies. I watched the end of “Inception.” I saw the middle part before, and have yet to see the very beginning. Interesting idea, though I think I’d have to actually sit through it from the beginning to figure out what’s going on. And not while medicated.
Saw the end of “It’s Kind of a Funny Story,” too, which is a good movie. Slightly corny ending, I suppose, but, hey, how else could you end it (I was thinking maybe finding Zach Galifianakis dead right at the end, but that’s just me).
Then I watched a pretty stupid movie (that I nevertheless found very enjoyable) with Bill Murray inheriting an elephant named Vera that he had to take across the country to Janeane Garafalo so she could fly to Sri Lanka and breed (Vera, not Janeane).
I’ve also been trying to manage my e-mail. Which means deleting shit. It appears that everyone I’ve ever purchased anything from (or even thought about purchasing anything from) wants my money, and is offering me some amazing “Black Friday” deals. Black Friday apparently being a 7-10 day period (or longer, in some cases) that has already begun. I don’t see any great deals, though. Not great enough to get me to buy anything. What I really want from Santa this year is some heat for my workshop so I can hang out there this winter and do manly things like drink coffee and whittle.
First, though, I need to frame up some walls to hold the heat in a little bit, plus insulate the block walls and frame up some walls around them, too. And the floor, so I’m not standing on cement that’s sucking the heat out of me. Not gonna happen this year, though.
Anyhow, I hope all is well with you and yours, and that you can be with those you care about today. If not in person, then at least in spirit. I don’t think I’m doing much of anything today, personally. I guess I’ll see who Detroit’s playing.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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PJ and RG I hope you both feel better.
I’m going to visit my daughter who is cooking a chicken because she doesn’t like turkey. A happy Thanksgiving to all and now I get a chance to use that frantic turkey emo.
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Counting Really Small Blessings
By GAIL COLLINS
Published: November 23, 2011
This year I am giving thanks for the Republican presidential debates.
Didn’t see that one coming, did you?
I have a real tolerance for boring television, having watched at least two series now on the air about people who bid on abandoned storage lockers, as well as several segments of the show about extreme coupon-collecting. So the debates are right up my alley. After the 10th or 11th episode, you get a feeling of up-close interaction previously reserved for people who live in Iowa and New Hampshire, where voters are so entitled that they find it hard to support anybody who hasn’t been to the house for dinner, or possibly a sleepover.
You come to know everybody’s special gimmicks. Newt Gingrich will say something snotty to the moderators to show he hates the news media. Whenever Rick Perry gets lost in the verbal weeds, he has taken to demanding that Congress be made part time. Michele Bachmann points out that she’s had 23 foster children. Mitt Romney’s special thing is to swear that, unlike President Obama, he will not apologize for the United States. Which Obama never did.
Meanwhile, Romney’s campaign was running an ad in New Hampshire that purported to show Obama in 2008, saying: “If we keep talking about the economy, we’re going to lose.†Which was actually Obama quoting John McCain’s campaign. Romney has a long and well-documented history of changing his positions. This time around, he is apparently also planning to just make things up.
But about the debates. My favorite this week was the Thanksgiving Family Forum, in which everybody in the race who isn’t a Mormon went to Iowa to compete for the love of the Christian right. This was the one in which Rick Perry assured the audience that because of his strong anti-abortion stance he would immediately end the policy of sending China “billions of dollars†in American foreign aid.
Who knew? Truly, it was the most interesting TV moment since I watched somebody bid way too much money for an abandoned storage locker containing fake leather furniture and a portrait of cats with big eyes.
The CNN national security debate had fewer cheap thrills, although it was fun hearing Herman Cain call Wolf Blitzer “Blitz.†Also there was Michele Bachmann’s description of her role in the debt-ceiling crisis. (“And my voice said this: I said it’s time for us to draw a line in the sand.â€) It seemed to suggest she had come to see herself in the third person. Or maybe as an oracle. Or a ventriloquist.
These are the moments that get you through the long, hard periods where everybody but Ron Paul is competing to see who can promise to do the toughest things to Iran. (Let Israel bomb them! Bomb them ourselves! Let’s assassinate some nuclear scientists!)
This week’s biggest drama was the Newt Has a Heart Moment, when Gingrich said he believed an undocumented immigrant who had “been here 25 years and you got three kids and two grandkids, you’ve been paying taxes and obeying the law, you belong to a local church†should be given some avenue to legal status. Bachmann instantly and repeatedly claimed Newt was talking about “11 million people,†which sounds like one heck of a lot of 25-year-resident grandparents.
“Amnesty is a magnet,†said Romney, who has spent two presidential campaigns branding his opponents as amnesty-givers.
You could see Perry’s face light up. This was so clearly his moment to point out that Mitt Romney used to have illegal immigrants mowing his lawn.
“Here we go again, Mitt. You and I, standing by each other again, and you used the words about the magnets,†Perry started. But you could almost hear the alarms going off. The candidates have been urged/bullied/blackmailed into avoiding personal attacks on one another.
“And that’s one of the things that we obviously have to do, is to stop those magnets of — for individuals to come in here,†Perry concluded, retreating fast. Nobody even noticed, since he talks like that even when he is saying what he intended to say.
This is totally unfair to the loyal debate watchers. I guess now there’s no chance anybody will ask Romney about the day he drove to Canada with the family dog strapped to the roof of the car.
On the plus side, there was the moment at the Family Forum when Rick Santorum explained how God had arranged his come-from-behind win of a U.S. Senate seat in Pennsylvania. “And I really felt blessed that I knew at that moment, when I won, I had a constituency of One,†he burbled.
Frank Luntz, the Republican pollster who served as moderator, asked Santorum what message God was sending when he then lost the seat — by what I believe was 17 percentage points.
Santorum was momentarily silenced. Really thankful for that.
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:turkey: Hope you all on the farm feel better.
The resident vegetarian, moi, cooked the organic free range :turkey: and all the fixin’s including my tofurkey. Mr FK at a small base at 10,000 feet and had a turkey roll with the troops. He wasn’t too impressed. Told him I’d do a repeat for Christmas. :turkey:
Hope everyone had a pleasant day.