All kinds of primary thingies going on today. And it look like it could be a big day for Mitt Romney. Or not. Who knows (who actually cares)? Maybe there’ll be another Santorum Surge, turning this race into a frothy mix of confusion. I just can’t believe there’s still eight more months of this shit to go. I miss Herman Cain.

It’s cold this morning. Like 12 or something. But tomorrow it’s supposed to be 64. I feel a sick day coming on.

Happy Birthday to Oreos, which turn 100 years old today. Speaking of Oreos, Happy Birthday to Rob Reiner, who looks like he’s had an Oreo or two in his day. And it’s also Mary Wilson’s birthday.