Poor Rick Sanatorium. What was once a frothing campaign has ended, not with a powerful ejaculation, but with a pathetic little dribble. Loser. He should have stayed in longer and made Mitt spend some more money on attack ads in PA. Oh well. Once again, NY doesn’t get a say in anything. Not that I’d be voting in a Republican primary, of course. But still.

Hey, how’s this for a blast from the past: FL congresscuckoo Allen West says he’s “heard” that up to 80 House Democrats are members of the Communist Party. Not sure if he just watched “J. Edgar” on Netflix or what.

Besides being delusional, West is also just a wee bit megalomaniacal, having told a crowd of his supporters that he wanted to debate Obama, bit he can’t ‘cuz Obama is scared of him. Yeah. ‘Cuz you’re always seeing sitting Presidents going out and debating obscure, insane, pissant Congressmen. Unless they’re afraid, of course.

Are you a lonely and pathetic adolescent (emotionally, anyway) male (or female, I suppose)? Well, then here’s something right up your alley: BateFlix.

…BateFlix is setting out to locate the best nudity available on Netflix.

The recommendation engine allows users to search the Netflix database for movies containing nudity, sex scenes, masturbation and more.

So, let me get this straight, you have the Internet, and want to look at “nudity, sex scenes, masturbation and more” (there’s more?), so you use your Internet connection to go and find movies containing that sort of thing on NetFlix? Um. I’m pretty sure you can do better than that, and then you won’t have to sit through all the boring stuff to catch a glimpse of a boobie.

Hard to believe this is only Wednesday. That’s pretty depressing. Feels like it ought to be at least Thursday.