Lost in all the excitement over Obama adviser concubine close personal friend acquaintance Hilary Rosen saying she hates stay-at-home moms, was that Charlie Manson was – shockingly – denied parole. Chuck is 77 years old, but his homemade swastika forehead tattoo is still holding up after all these years. Never fear, as Uncle Charlie will get another crack at release when he turns 92 (and I fully expect both he and Dick Cheney will still be alive).

The much feared North Korean launch of its Kwangmyongsong-3 satellite turned out to be a bust, as the rocket failed to enter orbit after splintering in to pieces shortly after liftoff. I’m thinking the North Koreans maybe should’ve passed on that one. Seeing as they don’t have enough money to feed their people, they should probably have saved the money.

Sad news for sports fans, as the Lingerie Football League has decided to suspend the 2012 season. They will, however embark on a promotional “all-star” world tour (not coming to a city near you, I’m afraid, unless you’re in Mexico City, Sydney and Brisbane, Australia, and possibly some cities in Asia).

Sports fans in Lubbock TX are in luck, though. No LFL games, but, for $100 an hour, you can hire a maid that will clean your house in the buff (or in lingerie).

“Excuse me, my dear, but I believe you missed a spot on the baseboard. No, to the left. A little lower…. Oh, that’s perfect.”

Oh well, let’s get this damn week over with already.