I was watching a teevee show last night, and they kept coming back from commercial with a notice that “viewer discretion is advised.” As opposed to “American Idol” or “Survivor” or “Dancing with the Stars,” where viewer discretion is most certainly discouraged.
So, more black smoke up the old chimney this morning. I know this because they felt compelled to tell me on NPR during my ride in to work. Now I guess I know how sports atheists feel during March Madness or the Super Bowl. It’s all anybody seems to be talking about, and yet I really don’t give a shit.
I only hope they get it over with quickly.
Speaking of fine catholic institutions bucking trends…
Notre Dame to join ACC next season
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Pope Alert! White smoke.
I am so relieved. I don’t know how we made it through the week without a pope. Now there will be someone to remind those nuns that they are spending too much time worrying about the poor, as Jesus did, and not enough worrying about abortion and gays which Jesus apparently forgot to do.
I thought maybe they were just trying to smoke out that pigeon that was perched on the chimney.
Turns out it was just Tommy Chong.
When will the pope be coming out? 😉
Too soon?
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They picked an old white guy. Never saw that one coming.
of Italian lineage no less.
Of course, I’m sure he’s young at heart. As the saying goes, “you can take the boy out of the Pope, but you can’t take the Pope out of the boy.”
According to Huffpo he hates gays, abortion and contraception and been accused of involvement in the 1976 kidnappings of two priests.
He sounds like a winner!
And from Argentina, so there’s an outside shot that he’s a Nazi, too.
My thought when I heard his parents were Italian. I was looking at the time frame and I think it is within the realm of possibility.
Misogynist In Chief. :pope:
Hope he stops the persistent harboring of pedophiles, at least..
Whites smoke.