I got an e-mail from a guy I used to work with this morning. Apparently I was behind him on the way in to work. We work at the same place, except in different locations, but we live in the same general vicinity, and there aren’t a helluva lot of different ways to come in from the sticks to the big city, so I’m surprised we never came into contact before. So we had an e-mail reminiscence of my past life as a refrigeration mechanic, remembering the good old days of working in the anatomy cooler, squeezing between the cadavers hanging from their ears with their giblet juice dripping on the floor. If I close my eyes, I can almost smell it.
Let me tell ya, one place you really don’t want to be when the refrigeration isn’t working is inside the anatomy cooler. Unless you somehow enjoy the smell of hot formaldehyde (actually, they’re embalmed with formalin – basically formaldehyde and water with a little menthol thrown in – but preserved in phenol, which leaks out into the bottom of the clear plastic bags they hang them in, and of course the bags leak a bit). Whatever it was, it was nasty stinky, that’s for sure.
Ah, those were the days.
I probably didn’t notice my buddy in front of me because I was bust trying to figure out why I was listening to this Bob and Tom show again. I have to say, it just isn’t funny. And the one bit of music they played this morning was some “gag” song about never trust a puppet or something that had people laughing hysterically but was just plain not funny.
I dunno. The things I do to avoid hearing the news.
I tried plugging in my mp3 player (yesterday motivated me to load up a bunch of Steve Earle and Robert Earl Keen), but I couldn’t listen to it because the output is very low compared to the radio and the volume knob on the car stereo doesn’t really work, but I have a remote that I usually use, but I guess the batteries are beat ‘cuz it didn’t work, so I couldn’t hear the damn thing.
But at least it’s Thursday, which means I can work from home tomorrow, which is a lot better than coming in to the office. And it’s supposed to be a decent weekend, weather-wise, which means I can hobble around trying to get some stuff done. I got my new cordless weed whacker yesterday, so I can play around with that, I guess.
But first, I guess I better get through today.
I was looking at a cordless edger/weedwhacker because we have a bamboo invasion problem. Our neighbor decided to plant bamboo about 10 years ago. Bamboo just spreads and it is really difficult to get rid of. You have to poison it as soon as it is cut, then dig up the roots and place a three foot metal plate in the ground to stop the spread. A lot of work for an old bat. At the moment we have arrested the spread by cutting the shoots down as soon as we see them. (We are investigating the proper poison.) Of course they grown in a place difficult to get them all with the mower and I was thinking about a weed whacker without a cord to get tangled in.
The neighbor got into trouble with the police a few years ago for beating up his wife. He has not been back to the island since. The wife left too and now the house is used once or twice a year by someone I don;t recognize, so the bamboo just grows unabated. I admit I hope it surrounds his house (not mine).
You can get into trouble for that?
We, too, are battling the stuff. The neighbor behind us is obsessed about it and his latest cure is that we cut it down then place black plastic over the ground for one year. That or bring in a backhoe. I am going to have the metal plate installed when we replace the fence. He said poison doesn’t work. I keep lopping the stuff off hoping it will figure out we offer only a hostile environment.
Sounds a little like what NOLa might have smelled like after Katrina.
Louie Gohmert Goes Off On Eric Holder At House Hearing
:smack: :tinfoil: :rofl2:
I like a man who stands up for aspersionless asparagus! Will he defend the honor of his broccoli?
HeeHee!
I snagged a discount ticket for an interview tonight with Maron at the JCC. It won’t be standup. I’ve seen Marc in several contexts like this and it never is nearly as fun as the funny but always worth a look. Due to recent success, his ticket prices are way up and I was surprised to see a 1/2 off offer so I grabbed one. The show description says that attendees will get a copy of his new book but I am not sure that will apply to Goldstar customers.
Sounds like fun.
Have a good time, Vern. I hope you snag a copy of his book.
Seems as though you should have worn a mask in the fridge, pj. Omg :billcat:
He did a monologue and read from the book. Got a book by the good grace of someone giving them out to thems paying full fare. Got an autograph (Firetruck!). Said hey. He says ‘Hey’ back. It’s good to see Maron happy and successful. He’s got a lot of young fans. He says to just wait and he’ll be back to earth at some point.
:fire:
I forgot about the Tulane gradumacation. Looks like fun. The unifieded ceremony is just wrapped up. Wisdom has been shared. I’d love to hear what wisdom Dr. John laid on the DL.
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