Happy Thanksgiving everybody. This year, we give special thanks for…um, let me see here…for…. Well, I guess I’m thankful that it’s not January 20th yet. Anad that it’s not snowing. Beyond that, I dunno, ‘cuz come Inauguration Day, we are SOOOOOOOO fucked. I wish I was just being a pessimistic alarmist or something, but I really don’t feel so good about what’s to come in this country. I’d say I hope we can hold on for 4 years, but I’ll be the fucker gets a second term. Just ‘cuz We The People really are that stupid. Not all of us, of course – just a minority that somehow make up the majority of voters in the Shithead States of America. The old chestnut is that you get the government you deserve, and I’m fine with those people getting the government they voted for. I just don’t think it’s fair that I’m getting stuck with the government they deserve.

I was going to write more, but the dogs are insisting on being pet this morning. Every time one leaves, another comes to take his (or her) place. So I guess that’s another thing I’m grateful for – no shortage of doggies to scratch behind the ears.

To those of you who don’t have to go over to the in-laws today (anybody talks Trump today, and I’m gonna scream), have a Happy Thanksgiving. I guess the rest of us will just have to do the best we can.

Now hurry up and eat so you can get out to Walmart before all the good shit’s gone.