Despite the lateness of the season, yesterday was potato planting day in DC. Other than that, as far as I can tell absolutely nothing else happened in the world. Thank goodness. We all needed a day off.
Posted by pjsauter on June 19, 2008
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Despite the lateness of the season, yesterday was potato planting day in DC. Other than that, as far as I can tell absolutely nothing else happened in the world. Thank goodness. We all needed a day off.
Woot off today.
Now that we seem to have moved past our five days of national grief, what important news will the Today Show focus on this morning?
Woman, 52, sues Victoria’s Secret, claims injury from defective thong
What the hell are you doing? I gave up on your station when your imbecile management decided to fire Lizz Winstead, Marc Maron, Mike Malloy, and then demote Sam Seder and fire Randi Rhodes. And you fire The Young Turks and leave an empty morning slot? The only thing I enjoy is the Charles Binder program and I figure he is paying you so I don’t feel bad at all. You ain’t never getting my money again.
I’ve never worn a thong, but, assuming you put them on in the same way you put on regular underwear, it’s hard to believe something could pop off and hit you in the eye (other than perhaps your significant other) while you’re putting it on. Unless it’s more complicated than I’m imagining (and, yes, I am currently imagining), it seems odd that you’d have to “keep an eye on” the process that closely.
Perhaps there was a rebound involved?
PJ,
You got it. For some strange reason, I look forward to find out what the Today Show’s top story is every morning. The mixture of pomposity and urgency in their tone somehow gives the impression that millions will die from potential thong accidents. Even money that they lead with that story.
Thong thung blue.
Oh, and I know I’m just a dumb f’ing guy, but why would you buy underwear with a “decorative metallic piece?” Especially if you’re trying to prevent VPL?
Wouldn’t you know, the one day I f— up and don’t tape the Daily Show and Colbert, and I miss it.
Lara, if you need a place to stay after CBS fires you, call me. :hubba:
Not to mention our long national nightmare is finally over. MSNBC has concluded its potato fever. But you gotta admit, it would be seriously bitchin to have Springsteen singing “Thunder Road” at your funeral. 🙂
“Flood victim saved from certain drowning as her thong snags on submerged tree limb”
“Radio talk-show caller criticizes salacious Beach Boys lyrical reference to girls wearing a ‘pair of thongs’. Subsequent caller corrects the misinformation, pointing out that thong refers to ancient 1960’s footwear”
Which of these two incidents actually happened?
If Lara ain’t a cross between Nicole Kidman and Scarlett, somebody pinch me.
Notwithstanding her “what’s up motherfuckers?” comment on Stewart’s show, Logan isn’t the most dreamy CBS war correspondent. That distinction goes to Kimberley Dozier, who apparently tows her kayak around to all her assignments. Barely surviving a terrorist attack puts Dozier in the pantheon of the hard-as-nails war correspondent department.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4176/is_/ai_n16461974
Thongs for the memories
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/16538329/detail.html?rss=den&psp=news
Yea … and Kevin_M
Amy Wine… and her troubles is worth :hubba:
Laura is worth :hubba: … ,,, but I could never understand why anyone would think that horrid Washington DC bush ugly spokesperson twit and her ugly rethug face and … many of you dudes thought she was hubba but I thought WTF :barf: :yuck: … :pirate: A!I!V!
I thought PJ was kidding.
But why should I be surprised?
The Today Show has the thong story in the lead-in segment.
Eh, it was a recording. I plan to have the Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd, and many others singing at my funeral. Still working out the details, but my plan have it end with a slideshow of my life accompanied by a live version of “Brokedown Palace” (which I’ll introduce as being dedicated to Granny).
That should leave everybody in tears (and by everybody, I mean Granny, the funeral director and whoever he pays to be pall bearers, and maybe the cleaning people if they happen to be around).
Never misunderestimate the inanity of the Today Show, Web.
The Today Show defines inanity.
Although, I bet Max Weinberg would show up at your funeral wearing a thong. Conan’s show is inanity from the other side of the spectrum.
But, seriously, decorative metal on a thong? I mean, if your thong requires decoration, perhaps you shouldn’t be wearing one in the first place.
I mean, IMHO, a thong aint about the wrapping paper; it’s about the present inside.
Now, if Stevie Van Zandt shows up wearing his Silvio Dante wig, (thong or no thong) that would be awesome!
I wonder if that thong was made in China? It isn’t bad enough they’re poisoning our pets and putting radiator fluid in our toothpaste? Now they’re booby trapping our goddamn underwear! Bastids.
Just got back from the 0630 store meeting, next I get to go back at 2:00 to close the place. A corporation is a corporation is a corporation.
Whole Foods closes?
Too much cappuccino Perino? Well, compared to Snotty Scotty, Arrogant Ari, and Tedious Tony, she’s not bad looking. But she looks like a Nazi to me.
Sounds like a Billy Joel song.
She frequently lies,
But no one is fooled.
If you believe her, you’re certainly screwed.
She’ll say what they tell her, unquestioningly.
Some may think she’s cute,
But she looks like a Nazi, to me….
I wonder if she wears decorative thongs?
Oh, sure, those thongs are all fun and games, until somebody puts an eye out.
Methinks someone is obsessed with decorative undergarments today. :no: :billcat:
:rofl2:
I wonder if you could use a thong as a slingshot. Those things look like they’d be pretty uncomfortable.
Aren’t you supposed to be working, PJ? :doh: :spank:
Between my grief over the loss of Mr. Potatohead and the anxiety I’m feeling at the thought of a sudden surprise thong attack, I’m too emotionally overwrought to be productive today. Plus, I’m defragging a laptop hard drive while simultaneously charging its battery, which is pretty gosh darn labor intensive.
:priest: What would Martin Luther do? :priest:
— Bear Stearns Cos. former hedge fund managers Ralph Cioffi and Matthew Tannin were arrested at their homes this morning over their roles in the collapse of hedge funds that ignited the subprime mortgage crisis last year.
Cioffi, 52, was taken into custody at his Tenafly, New Jersey, home and Matthew Tannin, 46, at his Manhattan apartment, said James Margolin, a spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s New York office.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aHZnRy9Si0OI&refer=home
OK now I am being practical …. Tee Cheers RAGING Granny (great pixs and “granny” logos (giggle)
Practical reasons for thongs: Thong = no pantie line + …and is so far better than no undies all the time … except under skirts teehee
:pirate: :fist: :knit: A!I!V!
Obama to eschew public financing for the general election.
Gesundheit!
Hey, does that squirrel have a decorative thong on his head?
Vulgarian at the Gate
By Michael Gerson
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Warning: The following contains extreme vulgarity by a candidate for the U.S. Senate.
In the razor-close and nationally important Senate race in Minnesota, Republican incumbent Norm Coleman is presented with a unique political problem. Should he raise in his ads the issue of comedian Al Franken’s offensive vulgarity? Or would this risk a backlash against Coleman for coarsening the public conversation? Remember that when Ken Starr detailed Bill Clinton’s most repulsive antics — stained dresses and such — it was Starr who was accused of sexual obsessiveness.
Golly, ol’ Mikey seems to be kind of a humorless dickhead. I bet obsessing over Al Franken’s vulgarity made his thong pop.
Wow, it’s 113 degrees outside and I haven’t even turned on the swamp cooler yet and the house is only 83 degrees. I haven’t been turning on the swamp until it hits 85 in here. Yesterday was the same temp outside and it hit 85 around 3 pm. I wonder if it’s cuz I was home all day yesterday and going in and out of the house and today I was gone all day so the house stayed closed up. Interesting.
Hey Vern, there’s nothing up your sleeve!