I’ve been eating a lot of stir-fry veggies these days (mostly because it’s easy, and I may not be cheap, but I’m definitely easy). That, and the rather copious amounts of Cascazilla red ale I’ve been consuming since they jacked up the price of Hop Devil, means I can pretty much fart on demand (not wimpy farts, either, but knock-the-buzzard-off-a-shit-wagon, peel-the-wallpaper-off-the-wall farts that even the dogs run away from). If Captain Richard Phillips ate stir fry and drank beer, this whole goddamn hostage thing would have been over days ago (the pirates would be begging the US Navy to throw them in the brig).
It comes in pretty handy at the store when those pushy goddamn women seem intent on shoving their grocery carts up my ass. I also like to pause and leave a little something behind for those people that feel compelled to catch up on old times with their long lost friends in the middle of the goddamn aisle while the rest of us are just trying to pick up beer and veggies and get home.
It never ceases to amaze me that it apparently has never dawned on so many of these idiots that there are actually other people in the world. Sure, but run them over with your shopping basket, and you’re the asshole.
PJ, thank you for a much needed morning laugh!
The woman who sold the German Shepherd puppy to the Biden’s has been vilified by animal lovers and subjected to kennel inspections which, after she was cited, were found…unfounded.
On days likes these, I think of dear RG and offer her great sympathy.
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Thunderclap!
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If Captain Richard Phillips ate stir fry and drank beer, this whole goddamn hostage thing would have been over days ago (the pirates would be begging the US Navy to throw them in the brig).
Alternative weaponry! Put down those guns… we’ve found something more deadly that’s a lot less expensive to create.
It makes getting shot in the face by Dick Cheney seem like a preferable alternative.
In the words of the taunting French soldier in Monty Python & The Holy Grail, “I fart in your general direction.”
Excuse me now while I go fire off a few rounds my own self. That romaine salad I had for lunch wants to come out and play.
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And if you thought THAT was juvenile, wait until Teabagging Day approaches next week. 😀
“Thunderclap”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_No.1_Hits_of_1969
I’ve heard that song for decades and thought it must be by some name band that I’d forgotten. 🙄
Still, kind of a decent pop song.
So then I get home and turn on the TV, and what movie do you think is playing on AMC? Blazing Fucking Saddles. About ten minutes before the campfire scene.
There’s no escape from farts today, I guess.
I am starting to deduce that this is an over-farty crowd.
speak for yourselves!
nice one, Vern.
This just takes the pesticide cake. Let those kids spray some chemicals, damn it!
Speaking of methane, whew! Farmers market greens, man. I like to think of it as amo. Sometimes you can time them to punctuate a point you are trying to get across. :nod:
Who’s up for a Sid and Marty Kroft show down. :pup:
Land of the Lost Another fave back in the day. SLEESTAK!
Okay, let’s make it Sid and Marty Krofft against Hanna Barbara. That seems like a fair fight.
Hair Bear Bunch anyone?
Or maybe Hong Kong Fooey?
Captain Caveman, ung bunga!
Far Out Space Nuts
The Mighty Isis This was on later in the morning and I may or may not have caught it depending on if there was something else to do.
Shazam!
The best theme music of course, Johnny Quest though I never saw the show til my 20’s, up late watching Nickelodeon up to no good at all.