Well, another weekend is upon us. I get to play with my new quick hitch and see if it works with my attachments (and see if it’s in OK shape; from the looks of the box, FedEx beat the shit out of it – probably mad because it weighs about 65 pounds). Of course, I only have two attachments, but the QH is the gateway drug to buying more of them. I got a superdy-duperdy deal on the thing. Normally goes for about $139 (though it’s frequently on sale for $99-$119). But they had it on sale post-Xmas for $79, and I had a coupon for 20% off of that. So, for $63, I just couldn’t resist.
I also have a pellet stove dilemma, in that one of my pellet stoves decided not to light last night (do not buy a US Stove; it has been nothing but trouble). This kind of sucks, though I can light it manually with the firestarter gel that I have on hand for just such an occasion. But, it’s kind of a hassle, and seeing as it’s barely a year old (and has only actually functioned for three or four months of that), it really shouldn’t be giving me grief. Now I have to determine that it’s the igniter (though, like, what else could it be?), and then order a new one.
Otherwise, I don’t have much planned for today. There’s a basketball game this afternoon, but it’s not on the teevee (for me; it’s on SNY, which I don’t get, being as Dish dropped it last year), so I’d have to spend money to go see it in person or watch it on the computer. We’ll have to see how it goes. It’s Marquette vs. some other team that’s ranked #1 in the country (which is due for a loss, and that would make me very, very angry). Forget the name.
When I think of Marquette, I of course think of Al McGuire. A loudmouth Irishman who you just couldn’t help but like, no matter how annoying he could be. Could be because they paired him up with Billy Packer, who was (and presumably still is, though CBS finally did us a favor and shitcanned him) a dipstick that would gush over anything even remotely associated with the ACC.
I spoke with Al (and Billy) on the phone once. They were at the local CBS affiliate where my mom worked, and she forced them to talk to me on the phone. Al wanted to know if I had any toy soldiers (he apparently collected them), and I don’t recall what Billy had to say. It was rather awkward.
The mom/Channel 5 connection also yielded me Bob Feller and Doc Severinsen autographs, and an autograph that reads ‘Roosevelt Bouie’ but was actually signed by Hal Cohen, who told my mom he was Roosevelt Bouie (she, of course, had no idea). This is actually pretty funny, but only if you understand that Rosie Bouie is a seven foot tall (more or less; 6’11” with a hair cut, and about 7’5″ with the full afro that he often sported back in the late 1970s) black guy, and Hal Cohen is a 5’10” Jewish guy (who is now a Radiologist at the hospital for which I work, and once made 598 free throws in a row. Ironically, he, too, had an afro – or maybe “jewfro” – back in the day, though he’s bald as a cue ball these days).
My mom did say “Rosie” had a smirk on his face when he signed it.
Besides his other problem (which the vet suspects to be cancer, and being where it’s at, there wouldn’t be anything to do about it, except watch it grow to the point where he can no longer eat or drink and then…. Well, you know), poor Siggy has been limping around pretty bad the last couple of days. Looks like he tweaked his ankle. As an old guy with aches and pains myself, I can relate.
This getting old shit really blows. Hey, Kristians, where’s the intelligent fuckin’ design in that?
Oh well, time for some more coffee and then decide if I want to mess with the pellet stove (or wait until it gets below zero again).
It Takes a Santorum
By GAIL COLLINS
Published: January 6, 2012
I know that this week you have been kicking yourself for not having paid more attention to Rick Santorum.
Me, too! How can we call ourselves informed citizens without a thorough grounding in the heart and mind of the man who almost won the Iowa caucuses? So, as a public service, I am concluding my job of reading books by all the Republican presidential hopefuls with the work of Rick Santorum.
So you won’t have to. Not that you were planning to anyway.
I say that with some confidence, since Santorum’s big book, “It Takes a Family,†is about as easy to acquire as an original Gutenberg Bible. It’s shocking, really. We’re up to our necks in Kindles and Nooks and iPads, yet it’s still impossible to order up the magnum opus of a former United States senator from Pennsylvania, who was defeated in a re-election bid in 2006 by one of the widest margins in national history.
I want to say thank you to the Merrimack Public Library, without which this column could not have been written.
“It Takes a Family†clocks in at well over 400 pages. One of the things you first notice about Santorum on the campaign trail, besides his affinity for sweater vests, is that he does like to go on and on. The other night in New Hampshire, he was introduced by a woman who told the audience about a house party she gave for him last summer in which her guest of honor was still talking at 11 o’clock. “I was ready to go to bed, but Senator Santorum stayed,†she said. “He stayed and stayed.†He’s a little like a right-wing, avenging-angel version of Bill Clinton. You just set him down, and he’ll run on for hours.
Santorum’s book is only about his political vision, so we don’t get much personal background. This is a shame, because he grew up at a veterans’ hospital where his parents were on staff, and I would have liked to have heard about his feelings on being raised in the belly of a government-run health care system.
Instead, it’s mainly a retort to “It Takes a Village†by Hillary Clinton, whose claim that it takes more than just the nuclear family to rear a child has always raised Republican hackles. Santorum’s hackles, however, have levitated to the stratosphere.
The village, he says, is terrible. It’s run by “the Bigs†— the media, education establishment and federal government, through their minions, the liberal village elders. The elders just want to boss the peasants around, and they hate the whole idea of old-fashioned nuclear families “because of what it instills in children and society — traditional values.â€
You may notice a tinge of paranoia in Santorum’s thinking.
“Thanks to rogue decisions by liberal judges, liberal feminists and the other village elders have let the horses of No Fault-Freedom run wild and have boarded up the proverbial barn door to ensure that traditional morals are locked out,†Santorum explains. Prose-wise, he makes Mitt Romney sound like F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Santorum looks at Clinton’s village and sees something like the evil mountain in “Lord of the Rings.†Everything the liberal elders do is for the worst possible motives. They don’t want to legalize same-sex marriage so that gay couples can have the right to commit themselves permanently and legally to each other. The liberals/gays don’t believe in lifelong commitments! They only believe in “a kind of cohabitation,†where you can pack up and leave any time you like, and now they’re trying to impose that on the poor, monogamous peasants.
To be fair, all of Santorum’s village elders aren’t bad. At one point, he calls for social conservatives to join hands with “our entertainment ‘nobility’ †— the movie stars and sports heroes — to strip the sleaze from popular culture. He realizes his readers may accuse him of consorting with the enemy. (“Am I now suggesting appeasement, rapprochement, or perhaps even partial surrender?â€) Of course not! Unlike the other top dogs, he explains, the entertainment celebrities are not really liberal, but only pretending to be “because that’s the cultural norm created by the Bigs in their industry.â€
This is pretty much the only time that anybody connected to business is accused of being a Big.
Since “It Takes a Family†was published in 2005, Barack Obama doesn’t make an appearance. But during his current campaign, Santorum has made it clear that he thinks Obama is the worst village elder of all, who is feeding us “the narcotic of government dependency†so that Americans will be helpless and he’ll be more powerful and important.
Do you think, people, that it might be possible to criticize the president without insisting that everything he does is propelled by sinister motives and bad character? O.K., maybe not this year.
I’m really sorry to hear about Siggy’s illness.
It sucks that animals don’t outllive us or that we could go out together.
Poor Siggy. Stay strong!
I met a guy recently who used to play roundball for Belmont Abbey when Al coached there. He had some great stories.
I woke up this morning to learn that Tom Ardolino has passed. Who? Tommy was the drummer for NRBQ, a band I have seen just about more than any other. He was a master of the skins, an ardent rekkid collector, and a true character. I was lucky enough to have him show up at my weekly softball game once with his bass player Joey Spampinato and Skeeter Davis.
Bang the drum slowly.
:blues: :bow: :banana: 🙁 🙁 :gate:
Poor Siggy, this aging business really sucks. Be well.
I think it is spelled PACCer.
Since today is Orthodox xmas, will the lord be back on duty tomorrow to propel Tebow to another miraculous win?
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I hate to seem shallow (actually, no, I don’t), but this is a really terrible picture of Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
William Duell, Puckish Character Actor, Dies at 88
By BRUCE WEBER
William Duell, a diminutive character actor whose puckishness and understated comic flair enlivened Broadway shows, television series and Hollywood films, died at his home in Manhattan on Dec. 22. He was 88.
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Ohhhh I just hate hearing Siggy’s prognosis. Poor fella. I hope he never feels pain. He’s been a fun dog to “know.”
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I’m taking care of a :parrot: for a former client. I’m learning. It seems kinda mean to have a bird in a cage so I let him loose in my office. (Think he might be traumatized if I bring him home with 3 Briards.) It’s a gift to be born with wings, in my book, so they should be used. Sort of like legs or thumbs, no? He really likes the click click of the keyboard. Can you get mites from a bird that lives inside? I cleaned his cage and am trying to keep it poop-clean. Hope you can’t get mites from such a bird because he likes the top of my head. :paranoid:
LITTLE OLD LADIES SHUT DOWN B OF A BRANCH
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