This morning, I decided that my project for the day would be to paint my firetruck. It’s an olde tyme firetruck – no top, with the ladders hung on the sides. I thought I’d give it a nice new red paint job. Then, a couple of things occurred to me. First, it’s not the weekend. And second, I don’t have a firetruck, which is odd, because I was looking at it, and there it was. That’s when a third thing occurred to me: I was dreaming. I’ve been doing a lot of that lately. I’m not quite sure if I’m awake or asleep, but it feels like I’m awake, and I know I’m dreaming. More like daydreaming, really. It’s kind of strange. I’m hoping to get to the point where I can do things like fly on demand or something.
I used to think it’d be great if you could learn to segment your brain, so that half of it was on automatic, and used to accomplish the boring day-to-day tasks, while the other half could conjure up a fantasy world that you could more or less stay in all the time, unaware of what the other half was up to. I mean, you wouldn’t need much of a job – just enough to buy some food and rent a time little place to live, because you’d always be in a better place. You wouldn’t need to interact with much of anything outside of your imagination.
Yep, that’d be nice.
:fire:
Wasn’t that the point of smoking pot?
Heehee!
April 9, 2012, 9:00 PM
Fanfare for the Comma Man
May 21, 2012, 9:17 PM
The Most Comma Mistakes
By BEN YAGODA
Thanks, Vern. You know you can always get me interested in a punctuation discussion, a subject that drives me crazy. The rules always change and they change with the writer and/or the reader.
I learned that a comma is always placed after every item in a list save the last two. I.e: I saw lions, tigers, koalas and bears. But 20 years ago when I was writing test prep material, my editor (a very young dope) demanded a comma after koalas. Ugh! Who cares!
The one rule of commas is that you should never separate a subject from its verb. But, that’s it. All else is for the knit picky to pick at.
Recently, when Jenn was taking her Occupational Therapy degree, I got the job of proof reading her papers and she got a teacher who was comma crazy. I got pretty good with the commas and truly enjoyed reading one of his letters to his students in which I found a comma error. (Just goes to show you how little it takes to give me joy.)
In my opinion, the rule of commas should read: Use a comma when one is needed to make sense of your sentence. Don’t use them for decoration.
Life is kind of like a Harry Chapin song. :gate: :yinyang: