AS if the prospect of a Trump presidency wasn’t chilling enough, according to Cris Cizilla, Newt Gingrinch is the favorite (amongst a group of thoroughly depressing prospects) to be chosen as Herr Drumpf’s running mate. Though I take everything I read in the Washington Post with a large pillar of salt ever since Jeff Bezos took it over, the prospect of Professor Pollygrip being one fat old guy heartbeat from the presidency probably even scarier than I find the prospect of a Trump presidency.
After all, Trump appears to be a loudmouth moron (as Archie Bunker might have said – except Archie would probably be the first guy in Queens to get himself a “Make America Great Again” hat – Donald is a meathead – dead from the neck up), but at least nobody on either side seems to like him. Newt is an evil little bastard who I could see being in cahoots with Paul Ryan from day one – killing social security, and eliminating taxes altogether for anybody with a few million bucks.
Of course, nobody who would be willing to run with Trump is gonna exactly be an exemplary human being. Either a total moron or an insane sociopath (or combination thereof). If I had to bet, I’d bet Trump goes with Mary Fallin ‘cuz she’s just the one to get the ladies on board for Trump, plus she’s from “real America” unlike Chice “Rice” Christie. I mean, is the heartland really ready for a team of loudmouth New Yorkers (yeah, I know NJ isn’t NY, but close enough – as long as all the bridge lanes are open, anyway). Whomever it turns out to be, it’s gonna suck, so may the Flying Spaghetti Monster help us if Trump gets elected.
And as inept as the Trump campaign seems to be (whether unintentional or not – I’m still not convinced this wasn’t all a money-making scam on his part), Republicans will goosestep in line behind him, and Hillary (and Bill) don’t seem to be doing Hillary’s campaign any favors. The best thing the Clinton campaign has going for it right now is Elizabeth Warren, and I really would hate to see the Republicans get a chance to nominate a Republican to the Senate when we need all the Democrats (especially real Democrats) we can get in the Senate.
I don’t know who that leaves as a Clinton running mate, but you can never go wrong with Joe Biden, right?
I think Kris Krispie Kreme has the inside track here. I am disappointed Palin isn’t getting much more mention. He would be smart to choose a less flamboyant rw xto-fascist zombie like Pence or Corker. Other than that, I don’t think many other serious rep-pols would take the chance.
Biden would be a great choice but I still lean to either Senator from Minnesota and definitely oppose any Senator from VA. Biden would be an easy choice.
Hate to lose a Democratic senator. Except maybe Diane Feinstein – she can go.
Doubt she’ll run again. I still respect her. It’s personal, I’ll admit. I’d rather see Manchin go the fookaway.
TRUST me, you do not want Fallin with her hands near the nuke button. She has gotten her face completely redone so she’s ready for prime time. The woman is dumber than a mud fence post, as we say down here. She has tanked the state – even worse – and we didn’t know that it could get worse. Some time back she was evidently married to another man, but having an affair with a OK State trooper. She was caught having nookie in the backseat of the cruiser with her paramour. TSK TSK
Trump would like her since she parrots what those around her tell her. She’s an idiot, so that fits Trump, She’s has a daughter who was in trouble for wearing an Indian headdress and who lived on the Governor Mansion grounds in a trailer. You can’t make this shit up.
Trump is looking at the pig woman from Idaho, too.
I think a good pick for Hillary would be HUD Director Julian Castro. Plus, that would drive Trump crazy – CLINTON/CASTRO!!
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Hope your foot and neck are better, pj.
http://www.koco.com/news/Christina-Fallin-in-hot-water-again/25705922
Kevin Durant!>>>>>>>>
OUCH! It hurt because he played crappy during games 6 & 7 when the Thunder should have won…..and then he goes to THEIR team. Integrity would have kept him with the Thunder for one more year. I don’t blame him for leaving, it’s just one year too soon. IMHO.
I only meant that like “SQUIRREL”. Something like a head fake distraction from your gubner (rhymes with Palin?).
Those fake cacti would like rather nice along with the trailer at the VP’s residence, no?
Oh – she’s known here as “Mattress Mary.”
Having a heat wave and now this???
ARGHHHHH!!!!!!
Maybe we’ll have a new book to read before the next season airs.
Nah, probably not.
So do I actually have to feel sorry for Gretchen Carlson now?
Unless you want to take up for Ailes.
Ugh. That’s kind of like a reverse Sophie’s Choice.
Ted Cruz: “I Will Endorse Donald Trump For President If He Makes Masturbation Illegal”
The funny part is I wouldn’t have been surprised if that had been for real.
Pretty sure if there was ever a wanker, it would be T-Cruz and guys who create sites like this. Not that there is anything long with it.
I couldn’t resist…I mean, it COULD be true, right?!