Tomorrow, I have to leave for Las Vegas via Charlotte. That means I’ll be stuck at an airport and/or on a plane from about 7:00 in the morning until something like 4:00 in the afternoon my time (or 1:00 PDT). It’s not something I’m really looking forward to, especially since it’s a United Airways flight. Few things are worse than flying United Airways (no bags, no food, no entertainment – but for $20 they’ll let you board sooner than everybody else, which means you get to sit in your crappy, cramped little seat that much longer).

On the bright side, they have WiFi, which I can buy for $14 for the day. It was also more expensive than tickets I could have purchased on Jet Blue, but because we have to go through a specific travel agent, I’m not allowed to do that (this is how NY State works, apparently). Even worse, because I was not able to handle my own travel arrangements and the person who did it dropped the ball, I’m not sitting with the person I’m going with, and on the flight back I’m stuck in a middle seat. Good thing it’s a red eye – maybe I’ll get some sleep).

I’m not really looking forward to going, to be honest. I find flying to be a pain in the ass, and I’m not especially excited to go to Las Vegas and I don’t really think this thing I’m going to is gonna be all that worthwhile, either. Basically, I only agreed to go for two reasons – it’s free (though free trips always seem to wind up costing money), and it’s better than working (but not by much).

Speaking of work, I guess I better get back to it.

My condolences to our friends in the Bay Area, now that the BART workers are on strike. Sounds like a good week to take Friday off. The worst part of the strike is probably that now Sgt. Tom Haymond will have to drive to work (hope his black Jag is in OK enough shape to drive). Good luck to striking workers, but they seem to be in kind of a tough position, PR-wise. I don’t know all the details, but from what I’ve read, the union has already agreed to increase employee pension contributions from the current 0% to 4%, and have already agreed to about a 56% increase in healthcare costs (from $92 to $144 a month).

The two sides are about 4% apart in terms of pay, however, with BART offering 12% and the union asking for 15.9% (this is where the bad PR comes in, I think – hard for some schmuck who hasn’t had a raise at all in a few years or has had to take a cut to feel sympathy for somebody turning down 12%, especially when they have to walk to work or are sitting in traffic ‘cuz the trains are shut down).

BART is also refusing to allow a neutral arbitrator to rule on a package of benefits that workers currently get, but which BART wants to get rid of (call in sick, work four days and get paid overtime on the fifth day, leave projects in the middle of a job to go work on something else, get paper check stubs instead of electronic notices).

Personally, I could live without the paper “advice” I get, even though I have direct deposit (not only do they have to print the damn things, but they then actually mail them to me at home, which seems dumb), and I’m not sure about leaving one thing to go do another. Doesn’t seem like a “perk” to me – seems like responding to the most urgent needs. As for OT, although I’m not personally eligible for it, it’s always been my opinion that OT should be paid for anything over 8 hours in a day, not based on how many total hours you worked that week.

Anyhow, good luck to both the BART workers as well as the folks who have to find a way to get to work. I hope this is over sooner rather than later.

No commuting for me today, thank goodness. But I suppose I ought to get back to work.

All indications are that today the Senate will pass a bill re-opening the government and raising the debt ceiling (unless Ted Cruz or some other Republican asshole decides to put a 30-hour hold on it), and then presumably John Boehner will allow it to come up for a vote in the House and pass with almost all Democratic votes.

We shall see, of course, but if it actually happens and there’s nothing too terribly stupid in the bill, I would like Democrats (especially the one in the White House) to take a step back and reflect on what happens when you don’t cave in to these terrorist thugs. Then I’d like them to think about what might have been, had they stood up to these bullies from Day One.

Of course, even if all this goes through the way we hope it will, I hope everybody’s prepared for whatever fresh hell these assholes are probably already preparing for after the first of next year. ‘Cuz you know damn well, they’re not gonna learn a lesson from this (anymore than they did from the last election), and we’re gonna see all this nonsense again in a few short months.

Still, this is a start, at least. Or, hopefully it’s a start. I wouldn’t put anything past these teabagger types.

Yes, it’s that day where we celebrate everybody’s favorite disheveled LA detective, Lieutenant Frank Colombo. Of course, whenever I think of Columbo, I can’t help but think of McMillan and Wife, which was also part of the NBC “Mystery Movie” rotation (along with McCloud, but personally I think Dennis Weaver’s career peaked with Chester in Gunsmoke, though he did of course give a compelling performance in Steven Spielberg’s “Duel” where he was pursued by a killer truck). Mostly, I thought Susan St. James was really cute. And who knew that John Schuck would make such a good Klingon. Anyhow, whatever the holiday, it’s good to be home, especially knowing that I get to work from home tomorrow, and only have to make two appearances at the office this week.

So one big question facing me today is whether or not to take the mower off the tractor. I cut the grass yesterday, but will I get one more cut, or is it time to get ready for winter? They say we may actually get a little snow towards the end of the week, and while it won’t be enough to stick to the driveway, let alone plow, I really don’t want to be futzing around with the mower if it’s gonna be cold out (for one thing, it involves groveling around underneath the thing to unhook the PTO, and then I have to clean it off and struggle with getting it into the shed (about a four-foot three-inch opening to stuff a five foot wide mower deck through, which means I can’t just drop it in there with the front end loader).

The other issue is that while I was in that shed yesterday, I knocked over a bucket of dirt that somebody left in there (not naming names, but it wasn’t me). Unfortunately, along with a bit of dirt that spilled out onto the floor was the remains of what I assume was once a very juicy mouse and on the order of 4,237,842 squirming maggots. A rotting mouse I can deal with – a writing maggot burger, not so much. I promptly exited the shed and closed the door behind me.

Ideally, I wouldn’t go back in there until either the person who left the bucket of dead mouse in my shed – yes, my shed, where I keep my outdoor tools, mower in the winter, winter tires (in the summer) and summer tires (in the winter) and various pool-related implements. There’s another shed which in my opinion should be the designated rotting mouse shed – or the maggots totally consume the mouse, turn into flies, and fly the fuck away.

Unfortunately, I don’t know how long that’ll take and I not only need to deal with the mower, but I also have to think about getting the snow tires on the car at some point. Hopefully I won’t need them anytime soon, but you never know around here. We could have a foot of snow for Halloween.

I have a few other things I ought to deal with, too. For starters, I need to clean out the pellet stoves and do my yearly PM on them. I should also fire up the hot water heat and make sure the pump and whatnot are working OK. I plan on using the HW heat more than the pellets this year, because I did the math and thanks to fracking (just not in my back yard), natural gas actually comes out a bit cheaper than pellets (plus I can pay as I go instead of having to buy $750-$1000 worth all at once, and I don’t have to clean out the garage – a never-ending struggle – to make room for more pellets).

I should probably start thinking about putting the storm windows on, and start plastic-ing up the western facing windows.

So I guess I’d better get busy and get to work. As Ned Stark would say if they hadn’t chopped off his head – winter is coming.

Much like House Democrats and their teabagger Senate sycophants, I am clueless as to how this whole debt ceiling/government shutdown thing is gonna go. It’s at least starting to sound as though we’ll get some kind of crappy, short-term debt limit increase, but not anything to open the government back up. I’d like to see this end with a solution that prevents this kind of hostage taking in the future – holding one half of one severely gerrymandered branch of government should not give you the ability to nullify the results of an election. But we’ll see. As a civil servant myself, I feel for government workers who have been furloughed and can’t pay their bills.

There seems to be some notion that public employees make millions of dollars a year and live extravagant lifestyles, but that just aint the case. Especially in DC, where the cost of everything is ridiculously high – housing alone is over 150% more that it is in, say Rochester NY. So, as I heard a furloughed federal employee say in an interview yesterday, many workers were living paycheck to paycheck before this nonsense. I don’t know what the hell they’re doing now (it’s not like the grocery store is gonna grant you a line of credit or your landlord will be OK with you sliding on the rent for a while). Even with the guarantee of back pay, people are gonna be running up their credit card balances and if this goes on much longer, well, it’s just plain gonna suck (never mind the all the shit that’s not getting done, like safety and health inspections).

I read an article this morning where one worker said she was applying for unemployment, and I was wondering how that works since they enacted a law guaranteeing back pay. Not that they don’t deserve it. I mean, they need to pay their bills now, not in a week or a month or god knows how long from now – the last one lasted 21 days (and that was over Christmas). But if they get benefits, will they have to pay them back? What an unnecessary hassle for everybody involved.

We’re in the midst of a massive tick invasion around here lately. I don’t know if it’s the combination of relatively warm weather with a bit of rain or what, but I’ve been yanking the damn things off the dogs constantly. My wife even had one attached under her chin (now I’m gonna have to get Frontline for her). Let me tell ya, that makes you pretty paranoid, ‘cuz the little fuckers’ bites contain anesthetic, so you can feel ’em. I’m constantly checking myself for the damn things. Icky.

Oh well, I suppose it’s almost time to sign on to work for the day. Friday working from home is the absolutely best day to end the week – especially since the weekend is supposed to be warm and sunny, Monday’s a holiday, and I’ll be working from home again on Tuesday. I don’t have to suffocate in my dark little cave again until Wednesday. Sweet.

My inbox greeted me with a message from Amazon this morning, imploring me to “treat myself” with an ACDelco 18A1490A Advantage Front Brake Rotor. Oh yeah, baby. That’s how you know you’re life’s become exciting – a brake rotor’s considered a treat (though I’m wild and crazy enough to probably “treat” myself to two of them). Apparently I put this on my Amazon “wish list” when I was shopping for brake parts. Out of all the shit on my list, they picked that? Why didn’t they go with the Kubot​a U25R​1T4 Exca​vator (other than the fact that Amazon doesn’t actually sell those).

What I’d really consider a treat (and almost as exciting as a brake rotor) would be a cab for my tractor this winter (nothing fancy, but if somebody wants to throw in a hard cab with a heater, windshield wiper, and radio, that’d be cool). Sadly, I don’t reckon there’ll be many treats in store for us once the government defaults on the national debt. I heard Obama’s presser yesterday, and he sounded sane and rational and all that, but I don’t really know who he thought he was trying to convince. Anybody with a brain can understand what the deal is, and anybody without a brain is either a House Republican or somebody who voted for one. What I really wanted to hear him say was, “hey, you don’t negotiate with terrorists.” That woulda stirred up a shitload of fake outrage (John Boehner probably would have even cried).

Of course, Obama has himself to blame for much of this. If he hadn’t been Chamberlain to Boehner’s Hitler in every “negotiation” leading up to this, they wouldn’t think they could blitz their way over him. It doesn’t help that a fair number of Democrats are about as gutless as the Vichy France Premiere Marshal Pétain (you might need to look that one up).

I don’t know what’s gonna happen with all this, but if my life experience is counts for anything, my guess is that things will get worse for regular people, probably get a lot worse for poor people, get better (or at worst stay the same) for rich people, and things won’t be quite as horrible as the media makes it out to be (besides, quick, look over there! It’s a nipple slip!). And then we’ll do this all again in three months (or six or whatever), because if Vietnam or Prohibition or Iraq or the “Financial Crisis” of ’07-’08 proved anything, it’s that America’s collective memory is shorter than the decay rate of a Higgs boson particle (fun fact – that’s less time than it takes light to travel from one side of an atom to the other) and even if it wasn’t, we’re too stupid to learn from our experiences anyway.

Not that I don’t love people, mind you. I am, at heart, a people person – ask anyone.

Today is my late day, which means I have to sit in the office until five o’clock for no apparent reason, other than it’s “the rule” (seriously, nobody has ever been able to articulate a reason – other than “because” – why we can’t monitor things from home until 5:00 – as if our customers care whether we’re sitting at a desk in a windowless office or a desk at home with fresh air and a view of the trees and the sky and maybe doggies chasing each other around the yard). So, even though I’ve been out of bed since before 4:30 this morning, I’m sitting here waiting to go into work, ‘cuz I’ll be damned if I’ll sit there any longer than I absolutely have to.

I mean, I’ve read the Internet (as much of it as I plan on reading for the moment, anyway – after a while it’s just the same old shit), cooked something for lunch, did the dishes, filled up the dogs’ food bowls, and done everything else that I could think of (well, except for, like laundry or cleaning the house or proofreading this post or something, but, hey, that’s not gonna happen), and now I’m just sitting here for, like, another couple hours. And all I can think of is how stupid this is.

It’s like…. Have you ever been out in the middle of nowhere, sitting at a red light when you can see for miles in all directions, and there’s absolutely nobody else around? And you’re just sitting there waiting for the goddamn light to change, thinking, “WTF? This is stupid.”

That’s what this is like.

Speaking of WTF, if you have Netflix, Maron has a 90 minute or so Netflix exclusive show called “Thinky Pain” that we watched last night (I might possibly have drifted off before the end – I’m a little vague on exactly when and how I got to bed), and it was very good. At least, from what I remember.

And speaking of Netflix, if you’re looking for something to add to your queue and you like somewhat twisted British sitcoms, I recommend “Snuff Box.” Also, Ricky Gervais has a Netflix exclusive show called “Derek,” which I also found quite enjoyable. The wife liked both of these too, so it isn’t just a guy thing.

Phil Chevron of the Pogues passed away at the far too young age of 56. It’s really hard to find a live video of the Pogues where Shane MacGowan isn’t so drunk that you can actually understand what he’s saying. So I’ll just go with this old favorite (I mean, any Christmas song with lyrics like “you´re a bum you´re a punk, you´re an old slut on junk…you scumbag you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot. Happy Christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last” has to be on your holiday hit list).

RIP, Phil.

Just in case you lost track, the government is still shut down (well, the parts that are interesting or help people, anyway), and it looks like we’re headed for a credit default in, oh, nine days or so. They (normally I’d say “whoever they are” but it seems like “they” are pretty much everybody except for a few crazy teabaggers) say this will be devastating to the global economy.

Failure by the world’s largest borrower to pay its debt — unprecedented in modern history — will devastate stock markets from Brazil to Zurich, halt a $5 trillion lending mechanism for investors who rely on Treasuries, blow up borrowing costs for billions of people and companies, ravage the dollar and throw the U.S. and world economies into a recession that probably would become a depression. Among the dozens of money managers, economists, bankers, traders and former government officials interviewed for this story, few view a U.S. default as anything but a financial apocalypse.

Well, that doesn’t sound all that bad.

I suspect most of the globe will be OK in the long run – they’ll just learn once and for all that we have made ourselves irrelevant and they need to bypass us as much as possible, even if we are a little crazy and dangerous. We’re like that crazy uncle who used to be rich but now hangs out in a soiled t-shirt and boxer shorts sitting on the front porch with a shotgun threatening kids, birds and squirrels and telling stories about the old days when he really used to be something. You might have to keep inviting him over for Thanksgiving, but you sure as shit aren’t gonna give him the keys to your car or let him babysit your kids.

I feel as though I should care more about all of this, and be out there working hard to prevent it all (by which I mean “signing” e-petitions and all that other stuff that’s really pretty meaningless in the long run). The relative handful of crazy House Republicans that are holding the government hostage and are poised to make my life more difficult (and most likely make it impossible for me to ever retire) don’t give a shit about petitions. I’m not sure what it is they really care about or want, and apparently neither do they.

But man, what a feckless waste of spray tan that John Boehner is, eh? He wins the Michael Brown award for incompetence. It’ll be interesting to see if all this leads to the Democrats taking back the House in 2014. With the way Congressional districts are gerrymandered, that would be quite a legacy for Boehner and the T-bags (good name for a band). That’s assuming there’s anything left of the country – let alone the government – when all this is over.

The Irish just had a vote on whether or not to abolish their Senate (they voted to keep it). Maybe we should do something similar, though I’m not sure which part of the legislative branch of government we’d be better off without. On the one hand, it seems silly to me to give Alaska, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming, Arkansas, Idaho, Indiana, Mississippi, Missouri, and Montana with a combined population of less than 28 million people a total of 12 votes in the Senate while California, with over 38 million people gets only two. Then again, that House elections can be so rigged that one party can be outvoted by over half a million votes and still have control (and, in turn, then be controlled by 60 something teabag nuts) is pretty shameful.

So here’s what I say we do. We get rid of both branches, and create a Senate of Representatives. Every state (and even the District of Columbia) gets one Senate Representative. After that, for every million people in your state, you get another one. So Alaska with 700,000’ish people? You get one. Delaware with 917,000? Ooh, so close. But you only get one. Maine? 1.3 million – congrats, you get two. And California? You’re the big winner with 39.

The other part of this plan speaks to how these Senate Representatives are elected – and that’s statewide. No gerrymandered districts drawn to keep one party or the other in office. This will make for some interesting ballots in places like California. I think what we’ll need to do is stagger the terms a bit, in order to avoid a crowded and all but incomprehensible ballot in states with a lot of people. So some of the initial seats will start with partial terms until we get this all up and running. Assuming we stick with 6-yr terms, in, let’s say, California, 13 seats will have 2-yr terms, another 13 four years, and the rest 6 year terms. That way, after the first time around, a third of the seats get elected every two years.

By my reckoning, at 2012 population rates, that gives us a legislative body with 335 members (as opposed to a total of 535 now – 435 House and 100 Senate). So we’d save 100 salaries (plus staff salaries), office costs, etc. It’s a win-win all the way around.

I shouldn’t be surprised by the chutzpah of the teabaggers and the Republicans they’re holding hostage over this shutdown shit, but, by golly, I am. How they can call Obama and the Democrats unreasonable, irresponsible, and unwilling to negotiate with straight faces is beyond me. And of course the media, predictably, covers the whole thing as a “stalemate” with “both sides” being intractable.

I really hope Obama doesn’t cave in, or we’ll just keep going through the same shit over and over again. The only way I’d be down with some sort of negotiation would be if they passed a long-term CR (like, a year) to fund the government with a statutory requirement to begin the process to reconcile the House and Senate budget bills by, say, October 15, no recesses for Thanksgiving or Christmas unless a budget is signed into law, and language that would permanently repeal the 1917 Debt Ceiling law. Then, maybe, I’d compromise on something or other (though I don’t know what – I can’t see Obama agreeing to delay the implementation of the mandatory insurance requirement, let alone repealing the ACA). But, sadly for America, I am not running the show.

The wife left for Minneapolis yesterday, so the dogs and I are on our own (other than the cats, of course, but they don’t really count, other than I suppose I have to feed them and stuff; I’d probably have to clean the litter box, too, but Bud seems to have taken that chore upon himself). This means that tomorrow I actually get to watch football on the big screen for a change, though that might not be all that fun considering the #3 team in the nation (Clemson) is coming to town, and SU has not exactly looked like a top ten team so far this year (at least, not against teams that don’t suck, though they did kick the shit out of Joe Montana’s kid with Joe looking on, so that was good).

If I was the type of person who actually did shit, I’d probably attend a few things at the Syracuse International Film Festival (hey, don’t laugh) that began Wednesday. Bob Goldthwait will be here (he normally comes back with his latest movie – in this case it’s “Willow Creek”), as will Joel Schumacher and a bunch of other folks. And it closes with a showing of “Adult World” with a “special surprise guest” (John Cusack maybe?).

But I try never to leave the house if I don’t have to go to work (except to buy beer). For one thing, it would mean getting dressed, and for another, it would mean having to use gasoline and what with my paycheck getting smaller all the time, I have to cut somewhere (and I am certainly not willing to drink cheap beer, though I really need to get back to home brewing).

It seems that in three weeks or so I have to go to a ColdFusion conference in Las Vegas. I really have no desire to go, to be honest. I hate flying these days (plus, who knows if we’ll still have Air Traffic Controllers and TSA people in three weeks – though w/o the TSA, flying will be easier and somewhat more thrilling), and Las Vegas really holds no appeal for me. Still, I’ve never seen it, and never would have the opportunity to go if I had to pay for it myself. So, I’ll go. The hotel we’re staying at looks pretty nice, and there’s a Yard House not too far from away. Oh, and there’s, like ColdFusion-type stuff, too. Fortunately, it’s only a two-day conference so I won’t have to be away from home for too long.

Oh well, I suppose I’d better get back to work. Have a good weekend.

If you go to Google today (and you know you will), you’ll see this “doodle” commemorating the 123rd birthday of Yosemite National Park:

Unfortunately, that’s about as close as you’ll get to it today (actually you could probably just sneak in), because, like every other national park and museum is closed thanks to the Teabag wing of the Republican Party. So congratulations to them.

I wonder if somebody had to go chase all the critters out of the Montezuma National Wildlife Refuge before midnight last night?

It’ll be interesting to see how this ends – I really don’t see a way out unless the Senate Democrats somehow cave in to something or other. That must be the thinking (and I use the term loosely) among House Republicans, anyway. They must figure they can spin this as the Democrats being unwilling to “negotiate” (i.e., giving Republicans everything they want). I don’t see that working but, hey, you never know.

Ironically, one of the things that isn’t shut down is the rollout of “Obamacare” today – or, more specifically, the opening of the healthcare “exchanges” where hopefully some people can get insurance they can afford (though a lot of it is crappy insurance that doesn’t pay for much, apparently there are some relatively decent plans out there, and pretty good subsidies for some low-income folks). I suppose that all depends on what state you live in, too.

Nice thing about living here in NY is that we were proactive and got our exchange all set up and ready for this launch. So I figured I’d check out the site, check out the plans, maybe see how the premiums compare to mine…

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Well, alrighty then. At least I know they’re using Drupal.

Sadly, I not only have to go to the office today, but I also have to work until five o’clock. Kinda sucks, but at least I have a job (for the time being) and health insurance. Sure would be nice to have a window, though.

It was a sad yet relatively productive weekend. Also really beautiful weather – warm and sunny. On Saturday, I fixed my car exhaust and it was actually nowhere near the pain in the ass that it could have been (and that I was expecting). Amazingly, nothing broke and I didn’t even have to hit it with torches. Of course it was pretty hard on my back (nothing like wriggling around on a cement floor). If you’re looking for ideas for something to get me for Christmas, this 2-post car lift would be an excellent choice. Might as well throw in the cradle pads, too. It’s so nice to be able to drive a quiet car again, and hopefully this will keep the check engine light off.

My wife took down the canopy on the pool deck, leaving just the frame looking like the bones of some long dead animal, and yesterday we closed up the pool. Very sad – summer is officially over for me now.

Then of course there was nothing left to do but sit and wait for the end of Breaking Bad. Although it had to end (I mean, you wouldn’t want it to devolve to the point where Walter is taking the family on a “business trip” to Hawaii where Flynn finds a tiki in a cave that brings everybody bad luck), I’m gonna miss that show.

Thank goodness I have today off to kind of ease my way into the week. Especially since I stayed up way too late last night. Unfortunately my wife had to go to work today, but she’s only working a couple of days, and is then off to go visit the kids in Minneapolis. Yes, she’s abandoning us here. It’s the cats I feel bad for, since I don’t know where we keep their food. I guess they’ll just have to catch mice (which they should be doing more of anyway). We’ll just have to see how they like living in the basement for a few days.

Today is government shutdown day, I guess. As CNN puts it,

“If the Democrats and Republicans don’t stop bickering and agree to how the U.S. should pay its bills, the federal government will shut down, come October 1.”

You have to love that. Yeah, it’s just those two rascally and equally culpable political parties bickering again. Not, the obstructionist Republicans and sociopathic teabaggers shutting down the government and fucking over millions of Americans to score political points with a bunch of idiots who don’t understand how the government works but mysteriously get to vote anyway.

Of course, not everything shuts down. Social Security checks keep coming and hospitals still get Medicare/Medicaid reimbursements (though if this lasts long enough, that might start to get delayed for a couple of weeks, which isn’t really good when you live on a fixed income and the landlord still wants the rent and you’re low on cat food). And don’t worry, the feds will still take taxes out of your paycheck (unless you’re like Mitt Romney or something). The Post Office will keep delivering the mail (oh goodie, no shortage of AARP spam). So it might be a while before anybody notices the government is actually closed – unless you’re waiting for a small business loan or a passport or were hoping to go to a national park or a museum or something.

But, hey, maybe the Democrats will cave. That’s what the Republicans (the ones in the House, anyway) seem to think. Supposedly their even thinking of electing Ted Cruz Speaker of the House (which seems odd, what with him being a Senator). No stranger than a moron like that being a United States Senator, I guess (I mean, it’s Texas, but still).

Oh well, there’s a lot I should probably be doing, so I should probably go do something. Or maybe have coffee.